Who's Ready for Gag Gifts??

It's that one you've been waiting for! And let me tell you, you're going to ooze with delight at the pleasure this brings to crochet. It's that easy! Wait, what did you think I was talking about? Get your mind out of the gutter!!! Oh, wait, no, get back in the gutter because that's where we're gonna hang for this Monday's live! Hah! No, not really, but our minds will be for sure!

Let me introduce you to this wonderful little peen, umm....wait, is that offensive? Should I take out the word little? Hmmm...welp, here goes nothing! Here is your chance to create your very own Peen Panholder! That's right! Our awesome reader, live buddy, friend, and all around fun gal, Debra, found these and was all about us doing these. *cough* I mean, not doing, you know, as in....well, you know what I mean! Crocheting one of these! Or 5 of them! You could create the whole rainbow, really get a train going and get in a rhythm.

Oh my gosh! Who is writing this blog?! Let's get to the pattern, shall we?? We found this great pattern over at yarnandshit.com - yes, isn't their name great! They've really got their shit together! The pattern can be found here and you'll need the following to get yourself started:

COTTON** any cotton Worsted Weight Yarn <--because let's face it, if we're using this to cover our panhandles, we don't want acrylic - that will melt real fast! Stick with cotton. I used Lily Sugar N'Cream and it worked great.

Hook size 3.5mm (E)

Scissors

Needle

A sense of Humor (it's much more entertaining this way)

We hope you enjoy the pattern and we hope you will join us Monday to create a peen potholder. You never know who is going to want one (or would it be need one?), or who you want to embarrass for the fun of it! Check out the rest of the photos below (even my kitty was wondering what I was doing!)

Keep twisting ya twisty hookers!

~Sarah